The Blog of Colin Davis

Friday, January 17, 2003

Another weird dream

Okay, this is probably going to reveal way too much about my psyche, but here it goes.

On Wednesday night, the class got divided up into four sections based birthday. That night, I dreamed that a woman was explaining to others that I was just like a typical Leo. I disagreed -- I don't believe in that stuff. She looked at her book, and said, "Yes. It does apply to you. These words describe you exactly." Then she read slowly.... "Stone; Cold; Bright Heart; Leather"

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Thursday, January 16, 2003

Quantum Peanut Butter Sandwiches

The reason I have been so bad about posting on my blog is that work has been heavy. Not only has the work been piling up, but I have been the primary interviewer for the project manager candidates. On the programmer side of things, we are very discriminating and we test every programmer before they even get to the second round. In project management, we haven't. So I put together a test. "Build me the project plan for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." They have to suck the details out of me. Of course, like any normal client, I am not going to tell you everything up front. You have to poke me a little to get me to open up.

Some of them "get it." They ask, "Do you care about brand of Peanut Butter? Type of Jelly? Thick or thin bread? Toasted or not? On a plate? Do you want one? Do you want anything to drink? Do you want it delivered?" and so forth. Others, well, they don't pry.

After they get all of the information, I have them build a project plan that reflects the tasks.

One candidate put all of the tasks as milestones (which means that duration=0 days) and they all occured at the same moment in time. Thus the quantum PB&J. 12:39 pm: Nothing. 12:39 BLING! Sandwich.

When asked to read the project plan and tell me how long it will take to create the sandwich, she looked at me, looked at the plan, and said, "About 15 minutes."

Tuesday, January 14, 2003

Like a banana

On the butch side: I scraped and dinged up my knuckles punching things today. My left hand is particularly raw. I think I need to wrap my hands a little better.
On the not-so-butch side: I have the feeling that my neck is going to show yellow-brown bruises in about 3-4 hours. Sifo Dino was my partner. He is not one to do these things lightly. He encouraged me to push harder on his neck and I think he didn't treat me with kid gloves. I don't think he tried to kill me, but it was a little more aggressive than your normal partners.

Monday, January 13, 2003

Quiz of the day

Which gay sexual position are you? I would be shower sex.

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