Drinking Lube

About 4 months ago, Tom (my overly zealous workout partner) was lured in by pretty, full color photos of happy people drinking smoothies. He bought a special "smoothie blender" in the only store that he shops: CostCo.

The blender sucked but I got two "smoothie mix" packets out of it. The mixes are pretty much lumpy syrup which is why Tom gave them to me. His inner anorexic teenager forbid the gratuitous ingestion of sugar. I, of course, have no problems with gratuitous sugar.

The first packet was a rather bland Strawberry daiquiri mix. My homemade ones, made from real strawberries and orange juice are much better.

I haven't touched the second packet until today. It is Pina Colada.

The only mental reference (because I don't drink much) to Pina Colada is the scented / flavored lubes, so today's shake pretty much makes me think I am drinking a frozen, lube slurpee.

Bottom's Up!