Smashed smurf

So, despite claims that it was water soluble and would wash off with soap and hot water, I still looked like I smashed a smurf on my chest. I don't mind really -- it doesn't itch, but I do feel a little self-conscious at the gym and pool as most people look at me and think that M. beat the shit out of me.

Oh yeah, and I now have boob stubble. Very strange stuff..